“- Reverend Norman: My dear Maleva, we can't bury this man without prayer.
- Maleva: There is nothing to pray for, sir. Bela has entered a much better world than this. At least, so your ministers always say, sir.”
Harry Stubbs - Reverend Norman
Maria Ouspenskaya - Maleva

“- Arnold: I didn't know you were so religious.
- Gerald Martin Johanssen: Neither did I.”

Spencer Klein - Arnold
Jamil Walker Smith - Gerald Martin Johanssen

“- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: Where'd you find religion?
- Jimmy: When you assigned me to this mission, sir.
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: I want you to do me a favor.
- Jimmy: What's that, Colonel?
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: Pray for both of us.”

Alec Baldwin - Lt. Col. James Doolittle

“- Celeste Whitman: That prayer you did up there... what religion would that be?
- Captain Stefan Svevo: Greek Orthodox.
- Celeste Whitman: No kidding? I'm Greek Orthodox... suddenly!”
Sally Field - Celeste Whitman
Telly Savalas - Captain Stefan Svevo

Most religions believe that by crying, "Lord, Lord!" often enough, they can contrive to enter the kingdom of heaven. A flock of trained parrots could just as readily cry the same thing with just as little chance of success.
Oliver Reed - Urbain Grandier