“Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.”
Miranda Edwards - Michigan Girl

“- Mrs. Tingle: Don't tease us, Mr. Berry. When you shoot, make it count.
- Brian Berry: It wasn't... I mean... I didn't think that...
- Mrs. Tingle: No, because that would require a cerebrum, and a few other missing parts.”

Helen Mirren - Mrs. Tingle
John Patrick White - Brian Berry

“That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.”
Ray Romano

“The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.”
Ray Romano

“Imperfection and perfection go so hand in hand, and our dark and our light are so intertwined, that by trying to push the darkness or the so-called negative aspects of our life to the side... we are preventing ourselves from the fullness of life.”
Jeff Bridges