“When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.”
Richard Burton

“English people are always known to be well mannered and cold but we are not cold - we don't interfere in your situation. If we are heartbroken, we don't scream in your face with tears - we go home and cry on our own.”
Sir Michael Caine

“It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.”
Shirley MacLaine

“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.”
John Barrymore

“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”
Dean Martin