“- Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.
- Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.”
Diane Keaton - Carol Lipton
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“It's a cruel world, all you little boys and girls and some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!”

Alan Cumming - Fegan Floop

“If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you, but the question is, if I die, what are you going to do? Bon appétit... Eat or die.”
Robert Carlyle - Col. Ives

“It's lonely being a cannibal; tough making friends.”
Jeffrey Jones - Col. Hart

“We won't kill indiscriminately. No... selectively. We don't want to break up families.”
Robert Carlyle - Col. Ives