“- Rusty Griswold: Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards.
- Clark Griswold: Nothing to be proud of Russ [pauses as Rusty walks away and then proudly] … 50 yards.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is dead!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- The Caller: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
- Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because you have a gun!”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“You understand I can't just give you new irises. Because if I do, the retinal scans will read the scar tissue, alarms will go off, and large men with guns will appear.”
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“- Agent Hughes: First let's talk about what precautions you're taking to protect yourself.
- Javier Rodriguez: You worry about getting me what I want, I'll worry about myself.”
Jack Conley - Agent Hughes
Benicio del Toro - Javier Rodriguez