“- Rvhm: Gerlich has shot himself.
- Julius Streicher: He's the first man who shot himself in the head six times.”
Alexander Granach - Julius Streicher

“I baked a pie full of rat poison. I though I could eat it, you know, without being suspicious. My nana, who is 86... she really likes sweets. She had three pieces.”
Leah Straatsma - Rannie

“- Michael Kogan: I'm gonna find you. But you could save me time and put a bullet in your head. If the positions were reversed, I'd do the same for you.
- Meg Coburn: Are you?
- Michael Kogan: Excuse me?
- Meg Coburn: Gonna put a bullet in your head, now that our positions are reversed?”
Jürgen Prochnow - Michael Kogan
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“- Barry B. Benson: How about a suicide pact?
- Vanessa Bloome: How do we do it?
- Barry B. Benson: I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Vanessa Bloome: That just kills you twice.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Barry B. Benson
Renee Zellweger - Vanessa Bloome

“I didn't kill him. Maybe the guy cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a Kleenex?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell