“- Man on Porch: Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
- George Bailey: You want me to kiss her, huh?
- Man on Porch: Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.”
Dick Elliott - Man on Porch
Jimmy Stewart - George Bailey

“- Humphrey Williams: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices? Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
- Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir?
- Humphrey Williams: What's wrong with a kiss, boy?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Humphrey Williams
Eric Idle - Watson

“They kissed. She nearly passed out from the rapture of the moment... but Swift, familiar with this reaction from past encounters, gathered her in his arms as her body went limp, and carried her into his bedroom.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“I usually get kissed before I get fucked.”
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin

“- Matthew Hollis: Kiss you? I ought to spank you!
- Jennifer Lyons: Oh, please, and bite me too.”
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons