“Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair, okay? They came to me with an idea, I had a better one.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg

“- Young Bobby Boucher: Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!”
Jamie Williams - Young Bobby Boucher
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher

“Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding? I don't want credit for it, but they just keep giving it to me.”
David Koechner - Stumpy

“Medical books aren't written about losers!”
Laurence Fishburne - Thrax

“I often wonder that history should be so dull, for a great deal of it must be invention.”
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price