“- President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.
- Congressman: Break it down, Camacho!
- President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than any man alive. And number 3: He's going to fix everything.”
Terry Crews - President Camacho
Christopher M. Campos - Congressman

“- Susie Diamond: Make any resolutions?
- Jack Baker: No, you?
- Susie Diamond: Nah, I figure all that stuff's a bunch of crap, anyway. You do what you do, right?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine

“We will show the Sky People... that they cannot take whatever they want! And that this... this is our land!”
Sam Worthington - Jake Sully

“Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker.”
David Thewlis - Johnny