“- Mrs. Walsh: Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.
- Mouth: [in Spanish] Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.”

Mary Ellen Trainor - Mrs. Walsh
Corey Feldman - Mouth

“When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan

He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois". I bet that means "You're the most".
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“- Young Quincy: Can't do this shit!
- Zeke McCall: Boy, what did I tell you about using that word?
- Young Quincy: Can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.
- Zeke McCall: And why not?
- Young Quincy: Cause when you say can't you ain’t a man!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Dennis Haysbert - Zeke McCall

“- Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
- Elle Woods: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.”
Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods