“- Ordell Robbie: You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.
- Melanie Ralston: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston

“Well, I'm glad I ain't scared to be lazy.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“- Pig Pen: So, are you like a crippled guy?
- Barry: No, I'm just a really lazy guy!”
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen
Todd Richards - Barry

“Which is the most universal human characteristic: fear or laziness?”
Louis Mackey - Louis Mackey

“Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!”
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck