- Lex: You know, your clothes may say "disco", but your eyes say "rock n' roll".
- Christine: Yeah? Well, your belt buckle may say "rock n' roll", but your breath says "pepperoni", baby.
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
Natasha Lyonne - Christine

“You're lucky. With Fraulein Helga it was a snake!”

Norma Varden - Frau Schmidt

“The only questions this year are how badly will they stink, how long will they stink, and will they ever not stink?”

“- Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
- Mushu: So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.”
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan
Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
- Earl: You listenhere Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.”

Brian Kelly - Wes
Randy Travis - Earl