“- Vinny Gambini: What's this over here?
- Grits Cook: You never heard of grits?
- Vinny Gambini: Sure, I've heard of grits. I just never actually seen a grit before.”

Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Lou Walker - Grits Cook

“- Adm. Chester W. Nimitz: Mr. President, with all respect, sir. What you're asking can't be done.
[the president attempts to disengage his wheelchair leg braces and stand]
- George: [tries to aid the president] Mr. President...
- Roosevelt: Get back, George. Get back. [struggles to stand but is able to stand erect] Do not tell me it can't be done.”

Graham Beckel - Adm. Chester W. Nimitz
Howard Mungo - George
Jon Voight - President Franklin Delano Roosevelt

“You have no idea how it feels not to be trusted.”

Penelope Cruz - Chloe Sava

“I have a question. Why is it, in these pictures - pictures of aliens, UFOs, the Yeti, Hellboy - why is it they're always out of focus?”

Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning

“Dear Diary, I am writing in your bullshit pages because my shrink is crazier then I am. He thinks you're therapy.”
Annabella Sciorra - Annie Collins-Nielsen