“- Kevin: Man, those things are cool! You know, I bet they're razor-sharp. One karate chop to a guy's neck...
- Peg Boggs: Kevin...! Edward... would you like some butter for your bread? Great!
- Edward: Thank you.
- Kevin: Hey, can I bring him to show and tell on Monday?
- Peg Boggs: Kevin, I've had enough.”
Robert Oliveri - Kevin
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands

“- Thasi: You're no ordinary fighter.
- Jake Donahue: Thanks... I'll add you to my personal fan club.
- Thasi: It's not meant to be a compliment.”
Ong Soo Han - Thasi
Loren Avedon - Jake Donahue

“- Evelyn Carnahan: You lied to me.
- Jonathan Carnahan: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
- Evelyn Carnahan: I am your sister.
- Jonathan Carnahan: Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.”
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
John Hannah - Jonathan Carnahan

“- Bessie: I wish we could get along.
- Lee: We do get along.
- Bessie: No I know, but I mean really get along and be polite with one another.
- Lee: We're sisters.”
Diane Keaton - Bessie
Meryl Streep - Lee

“My sister, who swiped every guy I ever had my eye on, has now swiped the last guy in the whole freaked out world!”
Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont