“Every credit card application we send in, we get two more in the mail. Here's one from some bank I've never heard of, in North Dakota. Fill it out. Fill them all in. It's the last great pyramid scheme in America.”

William H. Macy - James Gordon

“I want you to know something, Tucker. I went into business with you for one reason - to make money. That's all.”
Martin Landau - Abe

“Professor, I must give you back your ten shillings. You see, the cabber wouldn't take any money, because he said he was going into some other business.”
Katie Johnson - The Old Lady - Mrs. Wilberforce

“I've discovered it's not actually terribly difficult to make money in the securities business.”
John Standing - Peter Baring

“When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green.”
Al Palagonia - Dom Pagnotti