“- Colleen Beck: I'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guest room.
- Alyssa Beck: Well, I'd be more comfortable if you hadn't slept with Josh. George would be more comfortable if he wasn't dying.”
Mary Steenburgen - Colleen Beck
Jena Malone - Alyssa Beck

“- Professor Carl Mason: Come on let's do it on the table.
- Joyce: I told you, the table's too hard!
- Professor Carl Mason: No it's not!
- Joyce: Oh that's easy for you to say, I'm the one on the bottom!”

James Rebhorn - Prof. Carl Mason
Patsy Pease - Joyce

“- Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
- Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.
- Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.”
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone
Katherine Heigl - Alison Scott

“He gives her class and she gives him sex.”

Katharine Hepburn On Fred Astaire

“I like the dark. It's friendly.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed