“- Jack Traven: Stop! L.A.P.D! Get out of the car!
- Jaguar Owner: Hey man, this is my car, I own this car, it's not stolen.
- Jack Traven: [pulls gun out and points it at him] It is now. Move over.”
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven
Glenn Plummer - Jaguar Owner

“- Lex: We must get the cops in on this Volvo-situation.
- Hawk: Lex, this is Detroit. You think the cops are gonna waste city-dollars on a Swedish car?”

Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
Edward Furlong - Hawk

“I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching.”
Noah Poletiek - Twitch

“- Rocky: We can't ride to the rescue in a stolen truck.
- Bullwinkle: Yeah. Why couldn't you steal something with bucket seats?”
June Foray - Rocky
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

“San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you and take your car.”
George Segal - Ed Coplin