“- Sarah: [gesturing her body in a sexy behavior] Devonshire cream: the creamiest cream.
- Mark: They paid you for that?
- Sarah: It's not so easy. You try it with a camera in your face, and a cow sniffing around your bum.”
Rachel Fowler - Sarah
Devon Sawa - Mark

“When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'ok'?”

Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Jeffrey Wigand: I'm just a commodity to you, aren't I? I could be anything. Right? Anything worth putting on between commercials.
- Lowell Bergman: To a network, probably, we're all commodities. To me? You are not a commodity. What you are is important.”
Russell Crowe - Jeffrey Wigand
Al Pacino - Lowell Bergman

“It's not the profit. It's the pleasure.”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“- Management: I never said all is for nothing. I'm a businessman, Mr. Leth, nothing is for nothing. Ex inordinateo veni pecunia.
- Qohen Leth: What?
- Management: There's money in orderingdisorder. Chaos pays, Mr. Leth.”
Matt Damon - Management
Christoph Waltz - Qohen Leth