- Jack Taylor: You're asking me for help.
- Melanie Parker: It would appear that way, wouldn't it?
- Jack Taylor: I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor".
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Bowen: You are the last.
- Draco: My time is over! Strike!
- Bowen: You are my friend.
- Draco: Then as my friend, strike, please!”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“Travis, it really tweaks my melon, to see a buff bro like Crawl here, get weezed on by a greasy scumbag like you. So you just chill.”
Lane Smith - Walter Warner

“Help will always be given those who ask for it.”
Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore

“- Agent H: You coming? World’s not going to save itself.
- Agent M: Are you saying that you need me to save the world?
- Agent H: Uh-huh.
- Agent M: Thought so.”
Chris Hemsworth - Agent H
Tessa Thompson - Agent M