“- Emma Woodhouse: Was he handsome?
- Jane Fairfax: Many say he is.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he agreeable?
- Jane Fairfax: He was in no way disagreeable.
- Emma Woodhouse: Was he a man of information?
- Jane Fairfax: All his statements seem correct.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Polly Walker - Jane Fairfax

“- Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
- Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.”
Carlin Glynn - Brenda Baker
Justin Henry - Mike Baker

“- The Great Edgar: I've got a good mind to...
- Charlie: Why don't you use it?”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie

“I'd rather be smart than be an actor.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio

“- Verne: So you outsmarted me, huh?
- Julie: That's what happens, they tell me, when smart people get together. One of them winds up ahead.”
Clark Gable - Verne
Joan Crawford - Julie