“- Chloe: What do you know about us? We have green skin, wear pointy hats and got burned to the stake at Salem!
- Kaulder: Salem was wrong, those women were innocent!”
Rose Leslie - Chloe
Vin Diesel - Kaulder

“I'm your Hairy Dogfather... Oh! I mean, your Fairy Godmother.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Fairy Godmother

“- Ace: Chambers, you little faggot. This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?
- Chris: Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?
- Ace: You're dead.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Ace Merrill
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers

“If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly

“Herman! This is the last time I'm going to talk to you, and I'm going to tell you you're the worst fraud I've known in my life! If you hear that I'm dead, don't come to my funeral.”
Lena Olin - Masha