“- Guy Cipriani: No wedding!
- Connie Cipriani: We got 300 people coming here.
- Guy Cipriani: Good, they come here, they eat, they drink, they sing, they go the fuck home! Sorry!”
Paul Sorvino - Guy Cipriani
Veronica Cartwright - Connie Cipriani

“Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”
Paul Shaffer - Hermes; the Messenger God

“- Zeus: Aw, Hades, don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration.
- Hades: Love to, babe. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. So, can't. Love to, but can't.”

Rip Torn - Zeus
James Woods - Hades

“- Clara: Have a nice party.
- Muffy: Nice? It's gotta be better than nice. It's gotta be bloody unforgettable.”
Pat Barlow - Clara
Deborah Foreman - Muffy

“- Matt Montini: So what happened here?
- Orin Boyd: Property vault was hit. Fifty kilos of heroin stolen.
- Matt Montini: Shit, someone's having a big party tonight.”
David Vadim - Matt Montini
Steven Seagal - Orin Boyd