“- Interviewer: What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles, like Schindler's Fist?
- Maxxx Orbison: I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could.”
Ben Patrick Johnson - Interviewer
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison

“You shall be forgotten. That's right. History will bury you, Frankenstein, and no man will remember you name.”
Andrew Scott - Inspector Turpin

“In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the Typhoid Mary of Oz. G'day.”
Dougray Scott - Sean Ambrose

“- Connie Conehead: I think I'll have some Tang.
- Prymatt Conehead: Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.
- Beldar Conehead: Astronauts to the moon?”
Michelle Burke - Connie Conehead
Jane Curtin - Prymatt Conehead
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

“It is time to change history.”
Gordon Currie - Nicolae Carpathia