“You see an attractive woman, living on her own, you wonder: is she a roaring lesbian? Answer, no! For your information, I've been married and divorced three times. Once to an actor, once to an English lord and once to a Californian.”
Rut Bernardi - Evie

“- Kate: I'm sorry, I'm a little overly thorough. Some people would say that I am bossy and controlling.
- Rob: No, that's just prejudice. They call you bossy and controlling because you're a woman. But if you were a man doing the same stuff... you'd just be a dick.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Greg Kinnear - Rob

Do you know what my daughter's nurse told her today? "In a girl's voice lies temptation - a known fact. Eloquence in a woman means promiscuity. Promiscuity of the mind leads to promiscuity of the body". She doesn't believe it yet, but she will.
Moira Kelly - Beatrice Venier

“Excuse me, I am tired of living a lie. I need it to be known that I like a big girl. In fact, a large, zaftig, voluptuous, full-figured, big-boned, massive-assive honey, that is what gets me going. I like fat women and they like me... big girls need love too, baby!”
Marc Blucas - Miles Dalrymple

“- Cliff: You met her family? Think her family's gonna be okay that you're a white guy?
- Mickey: They think any woman over 30 who isn't married is a lesbian. She figures, they'll be so relieved that I'm a man...
- Cliff: Yeah, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.”

Stephen Mendillo - Cliff
Stephen J. Lang - Mikey