“- Brad: Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer.
- Nick Naylor: What are you talking about?
- Brad: I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying.”

Daniel Travis - Brad
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Gentlemen, it's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. it comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Smoking is part of the fun of being a kid. We just did some tests on some 9-year-olds. After a little puking, why, you couldn't drag 'em away from the stuff. You're only young once. Why not indulge, though, I always say.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“- Gomez Addams : Remember that fateful night?
- Uncle Fester Addams : Of course... Your first cigar!
- Gomez Addams : What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester

“The kid shouldn't have been smoking in bed!”

Ruth Gordon - Bernice