“- Bernie: X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger down, square, square.
- Ernie: Oh, double square! Respect!
- Bernie: Respect!”

Doug E. Doug - Bernie
Ziggy Marley - Ernie

“- Knute Rockne: Coach, let us use the forward pass, I know it'll work.
- Notre Dame Coach Harper: I'm not so sure. We've never seen it in a game.
- Knute Rockne: Neither has the Army, what can we lose?”
Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne
John Gallaudet - Notre Dame Coach Harper

“Discovering the object of the game is the object of the game.”
Daniel Schorr - Daniel Schorr

“The game is tailored specifically to each participant. Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you.”

James Rebhorn - Jim Feingold

- Sarah Hughes: Paul, it's only a game!
- Paul Ashworth: Don't say that! Please! That is the worst, most stupid thing anyone could say! 'Cause it quite clearly isn't "only a game". I mean, if it was do you honestly think I'd care this much?
Ruth Gemmell - Sarah Hughes
Colin Firth - Paul Ashworth