“- Margaret Harwood: Grab hold, I'll pull!
- Oliver Plexico: Are you sure you're strong enough?
- Margaret Harwood: I've waited for you all of my life, Oliver Plexico! I'm not about to lose you now!”

Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood
Tim Daly - Oliver Plexico

“I generally avoid temptation... unless I can't resist it.”
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- Penny Pingleton: Without that show I have nothing!
- Prudy Pingleton: Having nothing builds character!”
Amanda Bynes - Penny Pingleton
Allison Janney - Prudy Pingleton

“- Skip Donahue: What are you doing?
- Harry Monroe: I'm gettin bad. You better get bad, Jack, 'cause if you ain't bad you're gonna get fucked.”
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“You didn't get me down, Ray.”

Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta