“- Bonnie: I had a premoniton that I was gonna meet someone when I came down here.
- Brian: You still got time, you know.”
Lisa Banes - Bonnie
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“You are a footnote.”

Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid

“Always hard to find, like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant…”
Danny DeVito - Chesterfield

“Angelica-Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Jack Sparrow-If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica

“- Jordan: Bet I can still spook you.
- Brian: No way [she whispers in his ear].
- Brian: Twins? Twins?
- Brian: Twins! Drinks are on the house!
- Uncle Pat: No! No!
- Brian: The bar is open!”

Elisabeth Shue - Jordan
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan