“- Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
- Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
- Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree.”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone

“- Billy Madison: [shouting] Where's my snack pack?
- Juanita: You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.”
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison
Theresa Merritt - Juanita

- Danny Wallace: I like peaches.
- Nick Chen: Peaches is shit. Haven't you ever heard the song Sinatra sang? "Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum". Not a peach, a plum.
- Danny Wallace: I don't care if he pulled a raisin out of Sammy Davis's eye-socket, I prefer peaches.
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace
Chow Yun-Fat - Nick Chen

“I guess I prefer sausage to taco.”

Lusia Strus - Alexa