“I lost my job. Actually I didn't lose it. It lost me. I'm overeducated, underskilled - maybe it's the other way around. I forget - but I'm obsolete. I'm not economically viable. I can't even support my own kid.”
Michael Douglas - D-Fens

“When you marry a tour guide, confine his authority to mixing the drinks.”
Jeannetta Arnette - Silver Melville

“Elaine, I am not your husband. I am... a Volvo Salesman.”
Gene Wilder - George

“- Queen Elizabeth: My husband is required to speak publicly.
- Lionel Logue: Perhaps he should changejobs.
- Queen Elizabeth: He can't.
- Lionel Logue: Indentured servitude?
- Queen Elizabeth: Something of that nature, yes.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Queen Elizabeth
Geoffrey Rush - Lionel Logue

“- Cindy: Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.
- Diana: Please don't say they need help with that.
- Cindy: Always.”
Kristen Miller - Cindy
Jessica Driscoll - Diana, Principal's Secretary