- Doc: My friend is looking for a "party".
- Wendy: Yeah? What kind of party?
- Val: Bar Mitzvah.
Christopher Walken - Doc
Lucy Punch - Wendy
Al Pacino - Val

“- Susan Storm: Reed, I know you. I'm glad you had fun.
- Reed Richards: Thank you.
- Susan Storm: Besides, it was nothing compared to what I did at my bachelorette party. Talk about wild.”
Jessica Alba - Susan Storm
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards

“- Casey: Aren't we a little too old to be doing the whole music festival thing?
- Miller: I don't know, Casey, are we too old to have fun times?
- Casey: No.”
Skylar Astin - Casey
Miles Teller - Miller

“Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter, you just hit a seventy-three.”

Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“- Peaches: I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.
- Oscar Madison: How about Abe here, he's a short man.
- Peaches: You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.
- Oscar Madison: Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison