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“Mister, it's not me, it's my brother. He does this to me all the time. He takes me out, and he says he's got the money, and then we eat, and he says he's gotta go to the bathroom and he sneaks out just before the check comes in! And I'm left there with no money and this stupid look on my face, but I swear it won't happen again, so just let me go this one time, mister, ok?”
talking to the restaurant manager
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(Ernest Saves Christmas)
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