“- Mitch Buchannon: How about diamond smugglers who are putting the rocks in surfboards and bringing them ashore? - Matt Brody: Everything that you guys are talking about sounds like a really, like, entertaining but far-fetched TVshow.” The Rock - Mitch Buchannon
Zac Efron - Matt Brody
“For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.”G.W. Bailey - Peter
“It's not like the movies. They get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead.”Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang
“- Danny Madigan: Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie! - Jack Slater: No, this is California.” Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
- Alan Swann: Now, all we have to do is get from here - to there. - Benjy Stone: It won't work! - Alan Swann: It worked perfectly well in "A Slight Case of Divorce"! - Benjy Stone: That was a movie! This is real life! - Alan Swann: What is the difference?Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone
