“What's the point of being a teenager if you can't dress weird?”
Nicolas Cage - Charlie Bodell

“- Dr. John Dolittle: I didn't say you were crazy, you're special, and crazy, a lot of great people in history were crazy.
- Maya Dolittle: Like who?
- Dr. John Dolittle: Some of the greatest people in history.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Kyla Pratt - Maya Dolittle

“All of us are freaks in one way or another.”
Sir John Hurt - The Countess

“- Vice President: What kind of lunatic are you?
- Joshua Foss: The best kind!”
Raymond J. Barry - Vice President
Powers Boothe - Joshua Foss

“- Putnam: All right, I'm looking for a couple of kids. This one's a mental case, have you seen them?
- Pinball Teen: Does he dress like you?
- Putnam: No.
- Pinball Teen: Then he can't be too much of a case, all right?”
Will Seltzer - Putnam
Tom Kerley - Pinball Teen