“- Romy White: You have absolutely no proof that you're cuter.
- Michele Weinberger: Oh, proof. You want proof? Ok, fine. Who lost their virginity first?
- Romy White: Oh, big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Elsie: So I was swimming along minding my own business when I saw this long neck on the beach.
- Littlefoot: That's my grandpa.
- Elsie: Is he now? So that's where you get your good looks!”
Christina Pickles - Elsie
Brandon La Croix - Littlefoot

“- Henry Van Cleve: Mother, when one sees a lovely rose...
- Bertha Van Cleve: ...one can be certain she comes from a fine rose bush.”

Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve
Spring Byington - Bertha Van Cleve

“You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my pets! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.”
James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom

“You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan