“- Herbie Brown: I'm just talking to myself.
- Slicker Smith: Well, don't talk so loud!
- Herbie Brown: I've got hear what I have to say.”

Lou Costello - Herbie Brown
Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

“Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.”
Joe Pantoliano - Captain Howard

“- Fiorello: I haven't heard anything yet. Did you say anything?
- Otis B. Driftwood: Well, I haven't said anything worth hearing.”

Chico Marx - Fiorello
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Edwina Cutwater: You know, you don't have to speak out loud. I can hear your thoughts.
- Roger Cobb: Great, just what I've always wanted.”
Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater
Steve Martin - Roger Cobb

“- Maroni's Mistress: Can't we go someplace quieter? We can't hear each other talk.
- Salvatore Maroni: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?”
Sarah Jayne Dunn - Maroni's Mistress
Eric Roberts - Salvatore Maroni