“I had tried singing once back in Berlin. They threw tomatoes. After the show, I had a nice salad.”
John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

“- Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: That was fun. Who was the composer on that?
- Kelly: Me, actually.
- Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting applause?”
Martin Hayter Short - Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates
Kirsten Dunst - Kelly Woods

“It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Lucy Whitmore: I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry.
- Henry Roth: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. I'm not.
- Henry Roth: What's his name then?
- Lucy Whitmore: Ringo.
- Henry Roth: Is his last name, Starr?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. McCartney.”
Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth