“We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.”
Dan Aykroyd - Vic

“My mother was rather an atrocious woman in her way, but her many failings did not include raising mentally deficient sons.”
David Warner - Stevenson

“- New Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
- Obstretrician: Now I think it's a bit early to startimposing roles on it, don't you?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstretrician

“- Rosie Morales: I'm pregnant… Well aren't you gonna say anything?
- Bob Morales: What's there to say? It's not my first. Or my last.”
Elizabeth Peña - Rosie Morales
Esai Morales - Bob Morales

“Did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant? You had it, threw it out, and now you're gonna go dance all night?”

Melissa George - Cleo Miller