“What would you prescribe for a patient about to die of galloping boredom?”
Myrna Loy - Lady Edwina Esketh

“- Melman: What, you don't have doctors here?
- Stephen: Well not any more.
- Melman: What if you catch a cold or something.
- Additional Giraffe: We go over to the dying holes, and we die.”
David Schwimmer - Melman
Stephen Kearin - Stephen
Harland Williams - Additional Giraffe

“Seeing patients is a waste of time.”
Philip Bosco - Dr. Hofstader

“- Dr. Wynn: It's no prank; you're the one I've chosen Sam. I want you to come back.
- Dr. Loomis: After my stroke six years ago they practically had to hold a pistol to my head to get me to retire. But things are different now, I'm different. I've buried the ghosts, I've buried them in this manuscript. I don't want to practise medicine anymore.”
Mitchell Ryan - Dr. Wynn
Donald Pleasence - Loomis

“- Sully: Which one of your fancy doctors advised you to drink, smoke, and screw your brains out?
- Carl Roebuck: Those are unreasonable requests Sully. They wouldn't of made 'em if they didn't know me.
- Sully: If they'd known ya, they wouldn't have fixed ya.”
Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck