“- Kumar Patel: I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I really don't have a desire to go to med school.
- Dr. Willoughby: But you have perfect MCAT scores!
- Kumar Patel: Yeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.”
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel
Fred Willard - Dr. Willoughby

“I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school.”
Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson

“I never studied film formally at school, but as a kid, I spent most of my time in cinemas.”
Wong Kar-wai

“Seems like the government's got more interest in a dead man than a live one.”
Henry Fonda - Tom Joad

“- Kitty: She's very unhappy, Madame. Her fiancé was called to the front.
- Madame Olga Kirowa: I'm not interested in troop movements.
- Kitty: She was to be married in the morning.
- Madame Olga Kirowa: Nor in social events.”

Virginia Field - Kitty
Maria Ouspenskaya - Madame Olga Kirowa