“- Eric Matthews: Maybe we could have dinner, you know?
- Gracie Hart: What? You, like, asking me on a date?
- Eric Matthews: No! Just casual dinner... If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it!”
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Honey Horne: So Garth, would you like to have dinner some night?
- Garth Algar: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.”

Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Trent: You know I'm not just asking you to dinner as a pre-emptive strike against litigation. I'm asking because...
- Meredith: I'll have dinner with you.
- Trent: What changed your mind?
- Meredith: Anyone who can say 'preemptive strike against litigation' with a straight face deserves a dinner companion.”
Jon Stewart - Trent
Gillian Leigh Anderson - Meredith

“When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“Your dates look like they haven't missed a meal since Christ died. You guys are eating like you have a date with the electric chair.”

Al Pacino - Walter