“- Valentijn Gisberts: Will daddy never come back?
- Danny Gisberts: I don't know, darling. Daddy has been very mean to mommy. That's why mommy doesn't know if she wants him back. That's why mommy was mad. Now she's only sad, just like you.”
Alexander Mouissie - Valentijn Gisberts
Geert de Jong - Danny Gisberts

Let's just think of the day my parents divorce went through as "Big Ugly Hat Day".
Mandy Moore - Halley Martin

“After we get your parents back together, help me split up mine!”

Patrick LaBrecque - Marshall

“- Cindy Jo: Larry, darling, your guests are wondering if you're all right? What's the matter, dear?
- Larry Burrows: My parents are divorced.
- Cindy Jo: Of course they are. Everybody's parents are divorced.”
Rene Russo - Cindy Jo
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Valerie: It's too bad Mom and Dad didn't get a divorce before you were born.
- Courtney: I love you, too.”
Robin Stille - Valerie
Jennifer Meyers - Courtney