“- Princess Fiona: It's me... in this body.
- Donkey: Oh my God, you ate the princess!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Roy Knable: Helen, if we ever get out of this things will be different from now on, I promise. I'm not just going to be a watcher. I'm going to be the man I was when we first got married.
- Helen Knable: You weren't blonde then and you wore a lot less makeup.”
John Ritter - Roy Knable
Pam Dawber - Helen Knable

“- Jack Holden: Angelyne! Whew! Boy, you look different. What happened?
- Angelyne: I'm dressed.”
Ted Danson - Jack Holden
Claire Cellucci - Angelyne

“- Steve Wozniak: Where's your beard?
- Steve Jobs: In the bathroom sink. I shaved it off.
- Steve Wozniak: Well, how come?
- Steve Jobs: 'Cause banks don't like beards.”
Joey Slotnick - Steve Wozniak
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

“- Tanya: First you cut off all your hair, then you pierced your belly button, now you're smoking! What the hell is going on with you?
- Lily Leonetti: Tanya, don't you have some sort of super highway that you need to get on? Why don't you go have some fun?”
Kathryne Dora Brown - Tanya
Alyssa Milano - Lily Leonetti