“Santy Claus only brings presents to them that's been good all year. All the other ones, all the naughty ones, he punishes! What about you, boy? You been good all year?”
Will Hare - Grandpa

“Maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!”
Bill Raymond - George

“You know why no good deed goes unpunished? Because this world is hell and you're nothing but a fucking patsy.”
Rebecca Romijn - Laure

“He doesn't punish men for discipline. He likes to see men crawl.”

Clark Gable - Christian

“When we do something naughty, we are always caught. Then, we are punished. Punishment is absolute, punishment is good.”
Lilyan Chauvin - Mother Superior