“You ain’t a lawyer no more, Dave. You’re a gangster now. You’re on the other side. Whole new ball game. You can’t learn about it at school, and you can’t have a late start.”

Al Pacino - Carlito

“This is a three billion dollar class action lawsuit. In the morning, I have to call my board. I have to tell them that the architect of our defense was arrested for running naked in the street. What sickness is he talking about?”
Tilda Swinton - Karen Crowder

“- Diego Delgado: How much time do you have?
- George Jung: Oh, let's see. Twenty-six months.
- Diego Delgado: Twenty-six months? For murder? I must meet your lawyer.”
Jordi Mollà - Diego Delgado
Johnny Depp - George Jung

“I get paid no matter how much time you spend in jail.”

Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

“- Kermit the Frog: I'm your attorney, that's the only way they'd let me in here.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, right! Oh, I've missed you so... Rosenthal. It's been an eternity.
- Kermit the Frog: It's been forty-five minutes.
- Miss Piggy: Time goes slow in the cooler.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy