“- Kevin: [takes Jane's hand] Jane... I need you to give me fifty bucks.
- Jane: [hesitantly] No?
- Kevin: Eh... not bad. Can I have your drink?
- Jane: Sure. No! Oh, no...
- Kevin: [laughing] You were doing so well!”

James Marsden - Kevin
Katherine Heigl - Jane

“A man came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar, and I accidentally gave him three quarters. Took me all afternoon just to track him down.”
Harry Shearer - Ned Flanders

“You gave her a world class goose with a pool cue Buck.”

Ian Giatti - Ben Ripley

“I cannot tell you why women keep falling for the wrong man!”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Mae West - Lady Lou