“- Roland Tembo: Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.
- Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
- Roland Tembo: Then his troubles are over.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit and sex?”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
- Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold