“My experiments did not turn out quite like yours, Henry. But science, like love, has her little surprises. As you shall see.”
Ernest Thesiger - Doctor Pretorius

“You wanna test something scientifically - how the planets go round the sun, what sunspots are made of, why the water comes out of the tap - you gotta look at it. But sometimes you look at it, your looking changes it.”
Tony Shalhoub - Freddy Riedenschneider

“- Thomas A. Edison: We failed again. That's the net result of nine thousand experiments.
- Michael Simon: We know the work you have done. We are as sorry as you are that you didn't get results.”

Spencer Tracy - Thomas A. Edison
Felix Bressart - Michael Simon

“Failed treatments to date: Beta blockers, calcium channel blockers, adrenalin injections, high dose ibuprofen, steroids, Trager Mentastics, violent exercise, cafergot suppositories, caffeine, acupuncture, marijuana, Percodan, Midrine, Tenormin, Sansert, homeopathics. No results. No results...”
Sean Gullette - Maximillian Cohen

“- Claudia Kishi: We have a tragedy here! I flunked science and I have to go to summer school.
- Jessi Ramsey: Aren't your parents going to kill you?
- Claudia Kishi: Maybe.”
Tricia Joe - Claudia Kishi
Zelda Harris - Jessi Ramsey