“- Wyatt Donnelly: But it's not so bad. We can hear the music.
- Gary Wallace: [sarcastically] We can hear the music, that's great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food!”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Pumbaa: Can I be your best man?
- Banzai: I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!”
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa
Cheech Marin - Banzai

“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Sissy: Well, I just thought we'd go to McDonald's.
- Bud: Dammit, McDonald's again?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.”

Christian Clavier - Andre