“The French are true romantics. They feel the only difference between a man of forty and one of seventy is thirty years of experience.”
Maurice Chevalier

“- Billy: Oh. I can't! I con't do it!
- Jessica: You always said you'd love me no matter what.
- Billy: Bu... I... you're a 30-year-old dude!
- Jessica: Just on the outside!”

Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“You're 40-years-old, you're four times as old as this girl, and you can't marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl's 15 and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you're at 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl.”

Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

“Every age is the same. It's only love that makes any of them bearable.”
Malcom McDowell - H.G. Wells

“Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.”
George Burns